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Turd trimester

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010
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big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!
There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!
by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016
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Turdal stampede

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Turdal storm

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Turdal

To do with turds or poop.
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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AMBER TURD

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.
My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.
by DRUNKWICH May 8, 2022
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renegade turd

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.
Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!
by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016
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