“Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder”
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
On Inauguration Day 2017, the fragile & hypocritical Libtarded Snowflakes suffering from "TURD” had a colossal & historic meltdown when watching President Trump become America's 45th. President. Most comical & amusing, yet at the same time sad.
by SwimSomewhereElse January 21, 2017
You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 11, 2007
A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.
by VIGOROUS JONESY December 25, 2007
1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by EmancipateTheChildren November 30, 2010
by John Harworth March 28, 2007
1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 07, 2013
by jwaK November 06, 2008