turdmented

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020

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turdban

A headwear that forms when someone drops a massive turd on your head

Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 3, 2021

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turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021

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turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

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turdsandwich

Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too

why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam

by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006

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