Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022

turdling

tiny shit

Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess

by V3NN3R April 11, 2009

turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Turdle

When you are playing Wordle while taking a shit

Tom's away from his desk but just shared his Wordle score on Facebook

He must be playing Turdle

by gruffi February 26, 2022