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When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it
Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!
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by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

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When you find something so funny that you post it everywhere on social media
Oh my god! That is such a digital laugh!
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When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling
No! Stop doing a turdle!
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Stop turdling!
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A slang word for saying statistics
Look at them confusing contergraphs!
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A flimsy flipper
The scuba diver used his flimmers to get across the ocean
by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

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