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When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it

Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!

via giphy

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

When you find something so funny that you post it everywhere on social media

Oh my god! That is such a digital laugh!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

A slang word for saying statistics

Look at them confusing contergraphs!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

A flimsy flipper

The scuba diver used his flimmers to get across the ocean

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016