turdtacious

when somethings so bad it makes you think of taking a painful crap.

This football game is the most turdtacious thing ive ever seen.
Just Bieber is so turdtacious.

by gutshall November 5, 2012

Turdicle

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023

turdaconda

A turd that is so long and thick it circles the toilet in a spiral pattern encompassing the bowl.

I just dropped a turdaconda

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

turdaconda

Dropping a turd so large in width and length it circles the bowl until it reaches the top with the head standing up in the center.

I just dropped a turdaconda.

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

Turdickin

The act of working at Butterball and having sex with Turkey carcasses

Dude was weird, worked at butterball and was discovered to be having sex with turkey carcasses! He made Turdickins and lived on Barton

by Jbpb8484 November 25, 2024

Turdical

A whimsical turd.

A person who uses whimsy in an annoying manner, possibly on purpose.

My wife is a turdical.

On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"

by Keo Von Strudelpants April 26, 2025