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the hollow tubes 

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.
"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."
the hollow tubes by jockerty April 4, 2019

Uku Tuber 

refering to the trends on the popular website: youtube. a whole collection of people have taken up the ukulele and started playing it in their videos
vlogger A: "Julia Nunes! shes my favorite uku tuber."
vlogger B: "yeah, have you heard her rendition of First Day Of My Life? what a classic."
Uku Tuber by baritone uker. January 19, 2009

tubestalking 

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)
It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.
tubestalking by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005

Team Tubera

Team Tubera consists of the three Tubera brothers from Ceres and Modesto. Generally considerably handsome, in-shape, crazy kids in their late teens to early twenties. They reputation with the girls may be very horrible due to the fact they are straight playa but they still manage to pull the finest bitch at a kickback. They are constantly on the move and surrounded by bops (girls that just "wanna kickit"). You'll know if your at the same party as them cuz they'll be the loudest ones there and most like disappear with your lady and beat you up for trying to confront them. Their famous quote... "Down or Out" (meaning if a girl is "down" and if not she better kick rocks).
Girl, "Damn, Team Tubera hit up that kickback last nite"

Boy, "Was it crackin?"

Girl, "No fucking duh, Team Tubera was there, that shit was heaven!"
Team Tubera by iSTRIVE July 12, 2009

Pulling Tubes 

To smoke from a tobacco water-filtration unit
Nothing I like better after a hard day of work than sitting around the house pulling tubes.

Blue Tubes 

The female version of blue balls. When a woman is interrupted during coitus and is not allowed to finish, she gets a burning sensation in her fallopian tubes that feels as if she's trying to queef a fireball.
Peach: Mario, why do you always stop in the middle of sex? Youre giving me blue tubes.
Mario: Peacha! I gotta getta da coins! Imma so sorry...
Peach: Well sorry doesn't cut it, I feel like a fireball is coming out of my vagina
Mario: Sounds likea you gotta da fireflower!
Peach: You are an idiot Mario. Im going to go find Luigi.....
Blue Tubes by gbabyawesome July 6, 2011