tube

A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.

Damn, that guy is a fucking tube!

by JoeWriter December 28, 2005

Tube

Similar to saying something is tubular. Tube is a shortform of the latter. Means what you are talking about is very unique, special, exciting, or good.

For example, one could use "Tube" in place of cool in almost any given situation:

"That new gyroball that Chris got is pretty 'Tube' eh Matt?"

Tube cannot replace cool in the following situation:

"The temperature of the air is cool" - meaning chilly or cold

by BJLOVE{bob} March 10, 2004

tube

also see spoon

by devil go yo mthers ass August 4, 2003

tube

a cigarette

Gotta spare tube?

by Wild Bill December 9, 2003

tube

1. All purpose term for genitals (penises or vaginas).
2. Someone who acts like a dick (male or female).

1. Grab your tube masturbate, male or female.
2. What a tube / that girl is such a tube!

by callumlikeiseeum October 7, 2010

tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

by J Dogg August 12, 2003

tube

Toilet for women's belly buttons. Originated when water got on someone's belly button area of the shirt. Noun. Used when one needs to pee, and must stick a tube into their belly button. Not meant for outties.

"I have to gaystring in the tube."
"Oh my gosh! That gothic Barbie needs to go to the tube."

by Lilleh the Troublesome July 3, 2007