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Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
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I ain't even tryin

A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.
Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!

Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!
by Everybodylovesryan January 20, 2011
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I'm not trying to start shit

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.
by Baby D123 February 26, 2011
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TTYLIRL

TTYLIRL=Talk to you later, in real life.
What socially balanced people prefer to do. A face to face conversation. A healthy alternative to constant cyber talk or Second Life. A good reason to get out of your mom's basement.
Sign off and shut down, Chook! let's get out and grab a drink. TTYLIRL.
by hukra May 6, 2010
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Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"
by Crozefly February 21, 2011
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Tyliesha

freaky girl, great at giving head,playful in bed wouldn’t stop if you cum so might wanna prepare yourself
Tyliesha didn’t stop after I begged her to
by Amazing grace 101 November 10, 2019
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Tryin' 2

A shibbier way of saying going to or want to.
AP: Yo what you tryin' 2 do tonight?
Seth: Man, i'm tryin' 2 go to the Giant's game.
AP: Shibby!
by A Peezie August 26, 2007
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