Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

by Greasy strangler January 9, 2018

Tuttle

A little brown shit stain left on the seat of your pants after you accidently shart yourself

"Did you see that kid?.... he had a tuttle... disgusting"

by Janine Wetburger October 26, 2005

trutle bolf

lesbian cheese cake orgys

me and zach are trutle bolfs ;)
also we can be called trutle bolfians

by charlottegraced October 19, 2009

Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick

The Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick originated in Brooklyn New York during the late 1970's. The HTCS happens when one male, usually a former body builder, deficates on any frozen meat product, and using only the feces as a means of lubricant, inserts it into the rectum of another man as a means of sexual gratification. Usually the recipient of the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick wears a blue Red Sox cap..

Richie: Did I mention I used to be a body builder in New York?
Mike: Really? Me too! But now I just have this blue Red Sox hat.
Richie: Perfect! I have been wanting to give the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick again! Let me go grab something out of the freezer.

by Bearded Lady April 3, 2009

tuttle puff

a tv lovin droid

by shit monger September 14, 2003

Tuttle

1. To malfuntion
2.To be uncomfertable around women
3.To play WoW to an execive amount and loose all friends.
4. To be so computer oriented his friends need to get him a girl

Tyler was tuttleing today with Nia.
Tyler was a tuttleing fool.
Tyler stop tuttleing and get off the computer

by Anthony DeSantis& James Davis May 17, 2005

TuttleFuck

A fat bitch, preschooler, or anyone who your sex loving friend fucked.

"Damn Justin, you just turned Lexi into a TuttleFuck."

by HeyJustin;) August 24, 2011