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Trumpster 

A Trumpster is an avid supporter and follower of Donald Trump. He is their light in the darkness. They do not functIon like your average run of the mill Republican, as they only quote Fox News in their daily debacles with every other political party when it is convenient and in favor of the almighty Trump.
Child 1: Did you hear Jimbob tell Juan "You don't belong here, and you should be punished for your parents' decision to come to America for a better life, Heil Trump."
Child 2: Yeah! He identifies as a Trumpster. Unique viewpoints they have
Trumpster by Dr. Pepperoni October 12, 2015
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Trumpster tantrum 

A supporter of Trump acting out, because they didn't get their way, or feel the need to rant about something others have done that conflicts with their political worldview. Often accompanied by the burning of products (see Nike), and the words libtard, snowflake, emails, and mentions of Barack Obama.
When my dad saw that Colin Kaepernick was featured in the new Nike ad campaign, he threw an epic trumpster tantrum.
Trumpster tantrum by SixpackChopra September 10, 2018

Trumpsterbate 

The act agreeing with nothing short of enthusiasm with what President Donald Trump has to say.
Trumpsterbate:People are Trumpsterbating on the presidents recent press conference on the coronovirus.
Trumpsterbate by Rickpatty11b March 31, 2020

Trumposter 

A person who repeatedly posts Trump talking points and rhetoric under the false pretense or guise of being politically moderate and logical.
James says he supported Hillary Clinton in the last election, but the way he blames everything on George Soros and the democrats proves he is a Trumposter.
Trumposter by Sassafrass Grove October 26, 2018

Tennessee Trumpeter 

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

Closet Trumpeter 

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Closet Trumpeter by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016

Trumpterpretation 

An interpretation of opinion or intent (especially a black-or-white one) based on a vague, intermediate statement, or multiple contradictory statements. Named in honor of Donald Trump, who makes such statements frequently, and usually gains approval, and thus votes, from people who see their desired side of them.
Two different, commonly observed trumpterpretations:

"Donald Trump tweeted multiple times global warming is a hoax. Good on him for recognizing that! His support of coal and fracking will make America great again! He's earned my vote!"

"Donald Trump is pro-nuclear and wants to bring manufacturing back to America from China, so we can do it cleanly. He's the best candidate to pick if global warming concerns you! He was lying about not believing it anyway to attract votes from denialist republican voters anyway. He's a clever persuader! He's earned my vote!"