The funkiest, most coolest, most jazziest, most mellowist, most brightest, most classicalist instrument ever made. Gods version of social darwinism is who he decides should play the trumpet
by T Goyder September 16, 2005
Get the trumpetmug. Trumpet is the coolest instrument in the world. It is usually played by people with big egos but that only provesd they know their instrument is great....
by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003
Get the trumpetmug. the trumpet is the greatest instrument ever. It gets most of the solos in all of the groups, can be played in orchestra, classical, jazz, or just about anything else. trumpets are normally cocky with great reason. trumpet is the best instrument in the world! hail to the brass! pep bands die with out the trumpets because they're the loudest and the best.
P1: man have you heard that kid play the trumpet?
P2: yeah... he's such a screamer, it's awesome!
P1: if he keeps going like that he's going to be like Miles Davis
P2: yeah... he's such a screamer, it's awesome!
P1: if he keeps going like that he's going to be like Miles Davis
by Melodie April 17, 2005
Get the trumpetmug. by john the wanker January 26, 2017
Get the Trumpetsmug. (1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012
Get the Trumpeteermug. 
by joppyslow August 27, 2018
Get the Trumpetmug.