triscuit

response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.

I'm no cracker, I'm a triscuit - twice the size of a normal cracker

by Jimbo May 5, 2004

Triscuit

a veriation of the derogetory slang "cracker", ment to be used as an inslut by people of color

"Look at that stupid triscuit wearing Air Force 1's"

by T-Mac August 19, 2003

Triscuit

A black redneck or a person who acts white but is a different skin color

"Hey man how was the country concert." "it was good but there were a bunch of triscuits there."

by Dburnie April 1, 2015

Triscuit

a slang used to imply that someone is a homosexual.

mike is such a triscuit, he shacked up with ryan last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Triscuit

a really stank- ass bitch who needs to watch her back

Yea, that triscuit heather needs to watch her back

by clizzle March 19, 2003

Holy Fluffy Triscuits

What you say when you're displeased about something but in an office setting. The G rated version of "holy fuck".

"Holy fluffy triscuits, it's Gary Pooper again!"

by MeganKarlNicholeHaley February 3, 2021

triscuit myopia

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

by Barrett Pooner June 2, 2008