Trimpathon

The act of making fun of someone for a prolonged period of time.

We all watched as Tom and Dan engaged in a Trimpathon.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

tripthong

falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong

I suffered from 'tripthong' after my awesome date with Mary

by Jason September 15, 2003

K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.

Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.

by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009

Triathlon

Sex technique for the men.
You breathe deep (head)
Go ride her. (On top/bike)
The run her. (Bottom/Run)

I ran the triathlon on her last night.
Hoovered, drove, ran it.

by S.Mathews February 4, 2009

triathlon

when three sexual instances are performed.

we participated in a triathlon when she blew me, gave me and hand job, and then we had sex

by meegle time. February 23, 2011

triplationship

A temporary relationship that lasts only for or shorter than the duration of the trip. Usually on school trips, either in or out of state. The common "triplationship" grows most often out of long amounts of time spent on buses or planes when two people are next to each other.

While no one is too sure why the "triplationship" occurs, it is usually characterized by the increased amount of time spent together as opposed to the other travelers and even sometimes physical contact.

The usual end of the triplationship is brought by the method of standard rejection (i.e. "I'm not ready for a relationship, I think we should be friends, etc.) with one party not really understanding why. The after effects of the triplationship range from completely awkward social avoidance to completely normal return to behavior before in the home environment.

"So does this mean you two are an item now?"
"Nah it was a triplationship, over before we landed."

by chouidog March 29, 2010

Triathlon nose

When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.

Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.

by Lolcheezcake.fun August 23, 2014