treacle hunter

An adult male who inserts a mid-sized crochet hook into his urethra. Once reaching the base of the penis, makes a sharp twist and pulls the urethra out backwards.

Overly curious ER patient: "What's wrong with that guy, his crotch is covered in blood?"

ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"

by spozbot March 16, 2010

Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra

I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night

by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020

treacle rag

A sticky wank rag

I just jizzed then wiped it up with my treacle rag

by Arse Panda June 25, 2017

Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 04, 2012

treacle vent

Refers to a small/tight air vent or slag for "tight ass hole" a example where this would be used " I smashed her treacle vent in "

I smashed her treacle vent in

by Lloyderino March 07, 2014

Manchild’s brown treacle

Heroin

He’s smashed out of his face on manchild’s brown treacle.

by mjw737 February 18, 2024