Traves

An asshole with bad breath who says negative things about everything no matter what.

"Hey Traves, you want to sign my year book?"
"No, I have to get chicken."

"Look how much better these apartments are then yours, they have bigger balconies and face the lake"
"Okay traves"

by BroRwn September 30, 2007

anal travesty

Anything dealing with anal intercourse that results in horrid and terrible outcomes.

Tasha: Hey did you hear about what happened to Geoff's penis?

Lindsey: No Tash, I didn't.

Tasha: Well, his penis broke in some girls asshole. What an anal travesty..

Lindsey then farts out a penis...

by Borsellino April 18, 2007

Traverse

To bypass or get around. Or to drink way to much and be late.

Bob:I'm going out tonight
Neal:but we have a meeting in the morning.

Bob:that's alright. I'm gonna pull a traverse.

by Angry Richard March 9, 2014

travesty

The Aliens Vs. Predator series made by 20th century fox in the early 2000s.

"Hey john, predators come only in the hottest of seasons right?"
"no bill, not according to travesty they don't"

by altmann October 2, 2007

Travesterical

Adj. Describing an artistic travesty so maddeningly pretentious as to be risible to the point of tears.

"Wife took me to a Peter Greenaway film and I actually made it through without falling asleep."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."
"How was the movie?"
"Travesterical."
"That bad?"
"Worse. Wife cried all the way home."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."

by Moe Jewst August 6, 2016

traversing pussy

Someone who disgraces themselves by travelling across an easier part of a trail making them less tough in the eyes of someone else.

That person is such traversing pussy for going that way!

by gizatron January 29, 2018

Travesty

A word that all Travis’ hate: Simply because when we hear it we think someone is saying our name

Anyone: That was such a travesty

Travis: wait what did you say my name
Anyone: no dumbass, no one said anything about you, now go back to doing whatever stupid shit you were doing

by A white boy named Travis December 26, 2019