traveling itch 

When one starts scratching one itchy spot but ends up scratching the whole area as the itch spreads "traveling" outward away from the originating point

A spot on my back itched, as I scratched it the itch went away but the immediate area next to it started itching. Soon I ended up scratching the whole back. That traveling itch felt nice.

traveling itch by TheInfiniteNonsense October 4, 2015

post-traveling depression 

The all consuming pain that takes over your life when you return home after traveling for a long period of time. The feeling that something is missing or something is wrong. It is a devastating, depressing fase in your life, that will very likely be one of the hardest things you have to go through.

The feeling of not belonging and always missing little pieces of your heart is something you have to learn to live with.

P1 "my life doesn't make any sense, I don't feel comfortable in my own home"
P2 "wow, that sounds horrible"
P1 "yeah, I'm having a post-traveling depression"

post-traveling depression by LeonoraChristina January 16, 2016

time traveling 

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

time traveling by Lar January 1, 2006

Travesty 

1) A farce of some sort.
2) A version of something that is distorted or poor in quality or a phony.

The charlatan's fake medicine was a travesty.

Travesty by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

traveling hobbyist 

A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.

With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.

traveling hobbyist by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 20, 2019

time traveling 

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

time traveling by Getz December 23, 2003

travesty 

mockery of.

That play on shakespeare was such a travesty

travesty by Leila Anne Brusseau June 26, 2003