A code name term for an indiviudal who has his head up his ass. The only way to navigate when one has his head up his ass is to have a transparent navel.
by Moe June 10, 2004
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Kid 1: Who was that guy with you and your sister last night?
Kid 2: Oh, Chuck? That's my was my dad. Ever since he fucked that waitress, he's been my Transparent.
Kid 2: Oh, Chuck? That's my was my dad. Ever since he fucked that waitress, he's been my Transparent.
by Z Incredible Hulk February 18, 2010
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by metroidfan220 May 17, 2010
Get the transfirmed mug.Transparency is self-internally clear because the finite space has a countably infinite number of liminal layers.
This renders the surface transparent.
This renders the surface transparent.
by zanderfin December 18, 2019
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The adult might just be delusional and mentally twisted. However they officially become a transpedo when they subject the child to irreversible life altering changes to which a young child can’t consent. This includes heinous actions such as giving the child puberty blocking drugs or even worse having the child undergo surgical operations.
The transpedo may or may not engage in other forms of abuse (physical, sexual, etc.). However they are guilty of the deranged crime of confusing a perfectly healthy young boy or girl about their gender identity prior to puberty.
The only rare exception is if the child was born a hermaphrodite (possessing both male and female sex organs). In these very rare scenarios a parent might decide which gender would be best for the child depending on the kid’s behavior and then take appropriate actions to confirm that gender.
That adult is not a transpedo but a someone who does this to a otherwise perfectly healthy young boy or girl fits the definition.
The adult might just be delusional and mentally twisted. However they officially become a transpedo when they subject the child to irreversible life altering changes to which a young child can’t consent. This includes heinous actions such as giving the child puberty blocking drugs or even worse having the child undergo surgical operations.
The transpedo may or may not engage in other forms of abuse (physical, sexual, etc.). However they are guilty of the deranged crime of confusing a perfectly healthy young boy or girl about their gender identity prior to puberty.
The only rare exception is if the child was born a hermaphrodite (possessing both male and female sex organs). In these very rare scenarios a parent might decide which gender would be best for the child depending on the kid’s behavior and then take appropriate actions to confirm that gender.
That adult is not a transpedo but a someone who does this to a otherwise perfectly healthy young boy or girl fits the definition.
Cathy’s 4 year old son said one day at the dinner table that’s he was “a girl” after watching Disney's Moana. Cathy took this to heart and started dressing Johnny into little girl’s clothing.
However Cathy then became a true transpedo when she took Johnny to a gender transition clinic and had the doctor prescribe him puberty blocking drugs.
However Cathy then became a true transpedo when she took Johnny to a gender transition clinic and had the doctor prescribe him puberty blocking drugs.
by TruthHurts22 April 20, 2022
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Pimp: Have you heard of Transparency mode?
Simp: What’s that?
Pimp: it’s a feature that gives simps the SUSPECT ability to listen to how real pimps talk!
Pimp: Have you heard of Transparency mode?
Simp: What’s that?
Pimp: it’s a feature that gives simps the SUSPECT ability to listen to how real pimps talk!
by Lfotcat June 10, 2020
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We need more transpresidential representation in the White House. Biden is a cispresident who should have conceded to pave the path for people such as Transpresident Trump to exert their transpresidential rights that I just made up, even if they infringe upon others' actual rights. And if you disagree, you're a bigoted, homophobic, cisfactual, misogynistic, transphobic, islamaphobic, racist bla bla bla, even if most of those things have noting to do with this topic. "Transpresidents are presidents, it's in the name."
by DaFuk2021 February 5, 2021
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