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trader joe

the act of one farting directly into anothers mouth, then making out with one another.
so im giving my boyfriend a rimjob, right? a little rusty trombone n' shit, then he pitches a fluff right in my god damned mouth. overcome with the disgust and pure dirtiness of the situation, i immediately acheived an erection and began to make out with him, sharing his abandoned ass air. i then completed the act of.. the trader joe.
by totally rad February 17, 2004
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Trader's Dozen

The term refers to the culture of leaving work at mid-day, to go to a nearby pub / strip club and have a dozen alcoholic drinks or shots, until the evening, before leaving for home or going to a prostitute for sex. It is also considered common-practice to put the bill on the Corporate Credit Cards.

The term originates in view of the exorbitant, careless, even behaviour usually characterised by bankers and traders, at the expense of their clients. It is closely related to the word Banker's Dozen, with strip clubs and sex being the only difference.
It's a Friday, let's do a Trader's Dozen with the team.
by Urbanisher August 24, 2011
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Trader Garbage

The over abundance of shit you don't need or use in a video game, but collect for the pupose of selling it to a trader to make profit.
Man those enchanted weapons and armor are just trader garbage.

Just collect those anomaly artifacts and sell them to the barkeep, they're just trader garbage.
by Mymothersmeatloaf August 20, 2013
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Trader Hoes

Your neighborhood hoe store. Cheap and fast.
Let's get to Trader Hoes they have fresh samples.
by That_one_nerdy_ September 9, 2020
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trader jo

A kid that use to like a football team and now likes a different one.

Also known as Jordan
Trader Jo use to like the cowboys but now likes the raiders.
by Bank of wonkru December 20, 2021
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trader jo

A person who use to like one team and now likes another.
They called him trader jo because, He use to like the cowboys but now likes the raiders.
by Bank of wonkru December 20, 2021
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Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...
Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.
by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022
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