TOYMENTED 

The state of appearing tormented while secretly overjoyed because of new toys, often in the face of disapproval or nagging.

I was completely TOYMENTED as my wife nagged me about my preordered toys.

TOYMENTED by wiseausirius September 2, 2025

Auto-Toilette

A type of car air freshener that somehow have a pretty unique and gross scent. It smells like Ass, Poop, Decomposing dead body, A garbage landfill , decaying food, and the inside of a public restroom at a truck stop. It's the opposite of fresh, like if the idea of fresh were to take a nap in a dumpster for a few weeks.

The word Derived from “Auto” as in automobile and “Toilette” as in toilet, because how bad it smells

"I thought I grabbed a vanilla-scented air freshener at Seven-Eleven, but now my car smells like a sewage plant and expired milk. Guess I accidentally bought an Auto-Toilette."

Auto-Toilette by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025

Skibidi Toileted 

the act of using Super Smash Bros. character Donkey Kong's cargo carry to end a game by suiciding with the opponent in his arms.

"Yo he just got Skibidi Toileted in 2-1 stock game 5!"

Skibidi Toileted by shwocka February 26, 2025

Watering the toilette

When you need to clean up a stupid thing you made, that in the moment seemed normal, but after a second though you feel stupid, ashamed and very much laughable

where is he? he is watering the toilette for buying a banana holder

Watering the toilette by McBucket December 10, 2021

Aborre I Toaletten 

A saying interpreting that there may be a shady or unwanted twist to something that seems all bright at first. Directly translated, it means there's a "perch in the toilet". -Brevqvist

Foolish man (1): -"Yo, you won't believe me when I tell you that an old friend of mine just offered me 20 grams of weed for a miraculous price of 50 dollars!"
Sensible person (2): -"Hmm... I mean, I don't really know man... something feels off about it. 20 grams? 50 bucks? Nah, that just doesn't sound right."
Foolish man (1): -"What are you trying to say? Is it not a good deal?"
Sensible Person (2): "Jag tror att det finns en aborre i toaletten... någonstans."

Företagare 1: -"Jag tror just att jag kan ha hittat en livlina för vårt företag!"
Företagare 2: -Okej, så vad menar du då alltså?"
Företagare 1: -"Häromdagen stötte jag på ett kinesiskt företag via mejl som påstår sig rädda mindre företag från konkurs i utbyte mot det minimala löftet att du använder deras programvara på din hemsida! Det låter som ett suveränt avtal om du frågar mig!"
Företagare 2: -"Sakta i backarna! Det var ett kinesiskt företag, visst?"
Företagare 1: -"Jodå, men... men-"
Företagare 2: -"Då finns det nog en aborre i toaletten..."

Aborre I Toaletten by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck July 22, 2024