A absolute god in multiplayer and known for carrying the team in almost everything he does and has the greatest laugh you’ve ever heard. Some compare it to a puppy squealing or dolphins performing intercourse. Imitating his laugh is punishable by death in Indonesia and is known to cause brain aneurysms.
Jordan: *laughs*
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)
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Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.
by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005
Get the Toolette mug.Twerette's Syndrome, or just "Twerette's," is a mental illness that causes a person uncontrollably to post random 140-character maximum vulgarities and obscenities on other people's Twitter pages.
Rob Ford @torontocityhall 3m
@compnazi SHIT LICKING COCK GOBBLING FUCKDOUCHE, LICK MY HAIRY NUTSAC BEEEEEAAAAAAATSCH
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Patricia Harris @compnazi 2m
@torontocityhall Dude, stop trolling me, seriously!
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Rob Ford @torontocityhall 1m
@compnazi Forgive me. I suffer from #Twerette's. It's involuntary. RECTAL SCHMEGMA
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@compnazi SHIT LICKING COCK GOBBLING FUCKDOUCHE, LICK MY HAIRY NUTSAC BEEEEEAAAAAAATSCH
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Patricia Harris @compnazi 2m
@torontocityhall Dude, stop trolling me, seriously!
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Rob Ford @torontocityhall 1m
@compnazi Forgive me. I suffer from #Twerette's. It's involuntary. RECTAL SCHMEGMA
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by Prolatarian Milton May 25, 2013
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A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.
-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"
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by damondrone March 11, 2005
Get the toylette mug.One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.
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