by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011
by I Love Towelie October 09, 2003
"Well, you're a towel."
by General_Truffles March 10, 2003
Comes in many different colors and sizes; also there are microfiber towels, which clean very very good. The most importance of a towel is to have it in handy for unsuspected/suspected moments. Also it is needed when seeing somebody of the opposite sex because something about them arouses you.
Kaos: Damn you see that fine dime??
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!
by Gerardo07 July 03, 2006
by laura June 15, 2006
I was in the lockeroom and I just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. Everyone saw my dick.
by Scarface2 May 08, 2006
adj. Nasty, disgusting. Originated when I wiped my ass with a towel and my brother later wiped his face with it.
Example 1: Dude, that green toenail is so towel!
Example 2:
Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!
Geek kid: Yes.
Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!
Example 2:
Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!
Geek kid: Yes.
Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!
by Jaredthekid January 04, 2005