Touching the back of your tongue

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

touching the rabbit

That moment, when you stare into the dark empty space of your soul towards the outside, and you realise you are too slow even for yourself, but at the same time, you do acknowledge the fact that you are a reciever-transmitter to yourself.

Hey man, I thought you were out, but I see now that you were just touching the rabbit!

by Diavolul July 5, 2015

grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

by Wong Man September 7, 2009

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

subtle touching

A mild or almost undetectable sensory exchange between two people who may or may not be sexually appealing to one another. This can manifest in the form of thighs touching gently while seated next to one another, brief but intense eye contact, or one person leaning over the other to see something.

"We were sitting on the bus together, and there was definitely some subtle touching there."

"See the way he's leaning over her? That's a subtle touch."

by subtle touching September 7, 2014