Touretris

The unexplainable phenomena which involves cursing loudly after misplacing a piece in tetris.

Guy Playing Tetris: Fuck! Aaaaggghhh! BOB SAGET!

Son: Oh man dad! You gotta stop playing tetris. Your Touretris is getting really bad!

Guy Playing Tetris: Fuck Salt!

by Dirty Whoopie February 20, 2011

revenge tourism

Post covid vaccination touring with a vengeance. Touring hard because you've got pent up FOMO.

Baylee is doing some revenge tourism on the big island of Hawai'i because she was stuck indoors for 2020 watching friends reruns.

by Thalidomide Baby July 3, 2021

Eco-Active Tourism

Tourism that is designed to minimize the environmental impact of travel and promote health and wellness for travelers looking to stay fit while away.

This luxury resort in Aruba has achieved new heights in eco-active tourism by turning their wellness center into a power plant.

by BMH32 June 4, 2019

Rhode Island Tourism

A day's worth of activities including looking at brown rivers, old crumbling mills, a windmill they stuck on the side of the interstate, a thoroughly unimpressive skyline, a bunch of wood fires set out on the water, and wrapping it up by driving past the Big Blue Bug on the side of I-95S. Wow.

"It's hard to believe that Rhode Island Tourism is real, especially when you consider there's nothing here and most of the out-of-state plates you see are really just residents dodging the vehicle tax."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Tourrorism

The bad things tourists do when they take over your city. Can mean anything from bad driving to wearing an overly-revealing swimsuit. One who commits acts of tourism are tourists.

I can't find a parking spot because of all these tourists!

by Matt Thomas April 24, 2004

Tourarism

The small acts of terrorism committed against the local population when one is on tour or vacation.

Top perpetrators and their respective Tourarism hotspots:

Australians in Bali.
The British in Spain.
Americans on the Planet.

Eyewitness reports say that an obese American man stormed into the chemist at approximately 2pm and loudly repeated his demand for blueberry muffins. When his demands were not met he began screaming at other customers that his 'blood-sugar was down'. He then stole a bag of Jelly beans and left the premises. This is the third act of American Tourarism in the same chemist in a fortnight.

by towsh.net August 22, 2011

tolerism

Noun. From the verb - to tolerate. One's skill in consuming massive quantities of alcohol without displaying obvious signs of drunkenness.

Malcolm's lack of tolerism was evident at his birthday party last night.

by J.La-B February 18, 2008