Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.

"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."

by darrenoia July 2, 2009

Toulouse

The city in southern France that is the headquarters of Boeing's biggest nightmare, Airbus Industrie.

The planes the fly from Toulouse are way better than the ones from Everett and Renton!

by Go Airbus! April 1, 2005

Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

by Talmanes December 9, 2008

thulp

beat someone up.
eat a lot

that guys gonna get thulped tonight. lets go watch.

he thulped like crazy at the restaurant the other day

by zuk June 20, 2006

toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

by Ian May 4, 2004

Toulouse

The act of getting too loose through the relentless consumption of alcohol.

Tarquin: what happened to you last night mate?

Fred: I woke up naked in bed next to an elderly fellow with my knob-end red raw

Tarquin: ah mate looks like you took a little trip to Toulouse

by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017

Wind Toupee

When the wind blowing at a certain angle causes your long hair to flip to one side.

It was windy while I was working outside, but my hands were too dirty to fix my wind toupee.

by A1333 June 28, 2009