national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

wtf,go touch grass

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.

person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass

by greekguy69 June 30, 2022

a person in need of touching grass

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022

touch some grass

something you say when somebody is acting disconnected from the real-life world

"I really want that fish from finding nemo to rail me."
"go outside and touch some grass, disgusting fiend"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

touch some grass

A phrase said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the TikTok I tagged you in?
Person 2: The one where people were talking about which NUMBER they would let rail them?!?!
P1: Ya! I would let 4 hit it, ngl.
P2: OUTSIDE. NOW. You need to fucking touch some grass.

by erin.sharkey April 14, 2021

Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

by A Québecois December 06, 2021