tit-totter

While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.

Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"

by gumps1340 May 17, 2009

Töten

This is German for the American word "kill."

ich werde zu Ihrem Haus kommen und Sie Töten!
{I'm going to come to your house and KILL you!}

by Morbid Overlord May 30, 2008

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.

Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.

by chiica July 24, 2009

Totton

A Dag.

A Small Clinging Turd.

A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.

A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.

An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.

Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.

Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'

Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'

Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,

As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk

`):-d....

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

Tottenham Hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur, commonly referred to as Spurs, is an English association football club in North London, England. It plays it's home matches at the recently opened Tottenham Hotspur stadium and has competed in the Premier League, the top division in England, since it began in 1992. Their training ground is on Hotspur Way in Bulls Cross in the London Borough of Enfield. The club is owned by ENIC Group. Tottenham have played in a first (home) strip of white shirts and navy blue shorts since the 1898–99 season. The club's emblem is a cockerel standing upon a football, with a Latin motto Audere est Facere ("To Dare Is to Do").

Recent reports have linked him to Fulham and Tottenham Hotspur of England.

by Finley Jones June 15, 2021

toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

totter

(Verb) To totter, one totters, I tottered last night!
The act of chicken sex... often accompanied by vigorous flapping.
Also, a useful code word for dorm life.

Last night I done tottered!

Caution: Tottering in Progress (TIP)

Totter bitches!

by John Smithey January 4, 2009