pop-tort

A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009

Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

by Arafales October 27, 2019

rasberry tort

A Rasberry mullet good enough to lick

Did u see montells rasberry tort?

by fresh water April 3, 2003

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021