tortalize

(v.) to jack or gank

I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.

by Ebuc Nepo October 14, 2005

Tortatas

male breasts

I love your tortatas.

by Zero Refinements March 22, 2016

Tortless

The absence of tort; a commonly misheard phrase during a Goku quote

“you ruthless, tortless, bastard!”

by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022

Tortling

The act of interacting with a turtle

That person over there near the turtle pen in the zoo is tortling right now

by DefectivePotato01 October 28, 2022

Torta

Delicious Mexican sandwich made with beef fajita, avocado, cheese, on a toasted brioche roll.

I'd like to eat a torta de fajita.

by Wiseowl1 February 7, 2020

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

Tortada

When a guy is going down on a girl, and during the throws of passion he becomes inverted and his nose ends up in her butthole.

Man, I was eating my girlfriend out, and my nose ended up in her crack. That tortada was no bueno.

by the royal tortada April 26, 2010