a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.
by anthony perritano October 22, 2008
Get the screen toucher mug.A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.
Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."
When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."
When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.
How so?
I don't know. He just was.
How so?
I don't know. He just was.
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009
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Get the pee pee toucher mug.1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens
2)Charles Dickens
by D Money October 22, 2003
Get the Baby Toucher mug.1. To fuck a person's body and mind so good their soul belongs to you.
2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.
2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.
Guy 1: Hey man we kind of hungry and low on money.
Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.
Guy1: You got it like that!
Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.
Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.
Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.
Guy1: You got it like that!
Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.
Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.
by DragonFly Jones October 21, 2009
Get the soul toucher mug.A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.
Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.
Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.
by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022
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