Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

by Nicegary February 14, 2017

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by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020

top deck

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.

"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."

by Top Decker July 20, 2008

Top Dollar

the highest end of a price range ( a lot of money)

Paul paid top dollar for a shirt at banana republic

by Frank Better July 18, 2015

top down

a luxury sedan

she enjoys driving with the top down

by helio1981 January 9, 2018

top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011