tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

by JBF April 10, 2005

todded

When you walk into a room to see what someone is doing. Then walk out without saying a word.

Wtf. that dude just todded me for the third time today.

by darktrance March 6, 2013

Tooder

Sugar coat of the term Douche Bag, paracites that infect America as we know it.

"these TOODERS are taking over this god damned country man"

"thats why we're moving to England!"

by izzycstar September 20, 2009

tooned

Getting so high to where you feel like you're in a cartoon.
marijuana high tuned bong weed ganja turnt

Dude Adam we got so tooned last night of that fire weed

by Star_of_david September 12, 2016

tooled

To be attacked with an object... eg; a crow-bar or any other object which would cause damage to another person.

'your man was bowlin down street commin like bad man so i racked a tool round his head'

'your man got tooled up town last night by sum next mans'

by DJ Davie Y August 21, 2006

toodeloon

(noun) - This word is the gibberish bastard child of an unholy union between the colloquial "tookus" and the archaic "pantaloons." It is frequently utilized by a person who has no problem with using the word "fuck," but whose moral fiber inexplicably prevents them from using the word "ass." Prevailing wisdom suggests that the speaker be a cognitively-challenged position in a position of authority, but listeners regularly report confusion upon encountering such a nonsensical utterance. The word's comprehensive difficulties are exacerbated by the speaker's tendency to use it in conjunction with poorly-constructed idioms.

"A bird in the hand is worth an ounce of prevention. So submit files for final approval, or I will kick you in the toodeloon."

by Dances With Words May 10, 2018