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toodeloon 

(noun) - This word is the gibberish bastard child of an unholy union between the colloquial "tookus" and the archaic "pantaloons." It is frequently utilized by a person who has no problem with using the word "fuck," but whose moral fiber inexplicably prevents them from using the word "ass." Prevailing wisdom suggests that the speaker be a cognitively-challenged position in a position of authority, but listeners regularly report confusion upon encountering such a nonsensical utterance. The word's comprehensive difficulties are exacerbated by the speaker's tendency to use it in conjunction with poorly-constructed idioms.
"A bird in the hand is worth an ounce of prevention. So submit files for final approval, or I will kick you in the toodeloon."
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Toodeloo 

I'm just heading down to the gay bar for a while, toodeloo.
Toodeloo by nevmcc June 4, 2018

toodaloo 

Toodaloo my darling.

Toodaloo fucker.
toodaloo by CJDJ September 25, 2005

Toodleoo 

variant of tourelou, which means good-bye
(toodles) and (tootles)< Anglicized
Marcy: Toodleoo
Janet: Toodles
Toodleoo by Mazer86 April 28, 2008

Toodaloo Mothafucka 

The response given when walking away from someone you just completely owned.
But this isn't OUR Doug!!

Toodaloo MothaFucka!

Toodaloo Mother Fucker 

Is where you have left someone outside a car a proceed to drive off. While putting up the automatic window start to move upwards in time with the window crying "Toodaloo Mother Fucker"
Dave: Hey let me in.
Choi: No
Choi: "Toodaloo Mother Fucker"

Toodaloo 

Another word for 'Goodbye', generally used by Chinese Mafia Bosses while bidding farewell to the family members of a kidnapped guy (as shown in the youth-centered, 'Hangover').
Toodaloo Mothafucker
Toodaloo by Chamaar April 28, 2010
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