(noun) - This word is the gibberish bastard child of an unholy union between the colloquial "tookus" and the archaic "pantaloons." It is frequently utilized by a person who has no problem with using the word "fuck," but whose moral fiber inexplicably prevents them from using the word "ass." Prevailing wisdom suggests that the speaker be a cognitively-challenged position in a position of authority, but listeners regularly report confusion upon encountering such a nonsensical utterance. The word's comprehensive difficulties are exacerbated by the speaker's tendency to use it in conjunction with poorly-constructed idioms.
"A bird in the hand is worth an ounce of prevention. So submit files for final approval, or I will kick you in the toodeloon."
by Dances With Words May 10, 2018