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Too young for that shit 

Once a person feels the need to avoid a certain event which contains mature content and the likes, such as pornographic and erotics, they have the option to use this excuse. But basically it can be used for anything which the person is too young for, even if they are not young in age.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch that erotic movie later at my house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.

Example 2

Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).
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too many cosbys 

ben: "the toilets overflowing!"
travis: "too many cosbys"
too many cosbys by poonami January 11, 2010
A game where the two players kiss without stopping and without touching each other. If one player touches the other, s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser.
On The L Word, Shane and Carmen played a steamy game of Too Hot.
too hot by Claire L July 12, 2006

Too woke to poke 

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
Too woke to poke by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

too much loft 

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.
Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."
too much loft by keifermail August 23, 2008

Too much dip on your chip

Too much dip on your chip means you’re being to much or going to far with what you’re saying
Sasha: I’m going to throw hands with Becky tmr
TJ: Whooooa you got too much dip on your chip