tongan

big polynesian dudes, that will take over at your party and take your keg.

- every time I see a keg at Shorview park , I know someones party was crashed and their keg was taken.

by maze January 5, 2004

Tongan

The coolest race on earth, they could kick anyones butt and know how to party. They are a very proud people because they are the only islanders never to be conquered or colonized by foreigners although they have done much conquering themselves. Tongans are naturally strong and good at sports like rugby but can be fat and lazy when influenced in a negative way, but at the end of the day a tongan could destroy you without effort.

Guy #1: Wow dude, you are so cool! You must be tongan!
Tongan: You know it, we the coolest out there.

by TCG rules July 6, 2011

toneranger

someone who expresses their tone in an overly dramatical way

"watch the tone...toneranger"

by shana true August 1, 2007

toegrass

a hairy camel toe

toegrass is the hair growing either side or a camel toe

by jettiepuss July 30, 2011

carpal tongual

The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.

Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.

Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!

Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!

by tomassco December 28, 2009

Tongan

big balky ployneans. fears nothing. gangstered out but go with god stonglly.

if you llike living dont mess with tongans

by Paulah SEL-C Hopoi August 29, 2005

Tongan

A race whose origination is still unknown (they either originate from South East Asia or South America, both of which have strong supporting evidence). Tongans have a huge history in which many of todays generation are unaware of with christianity accepted less than 200 years ago. Many Tongans could actually say three to five generations ago their elders were once powerful warriors or even chiefs. Tongans today are reaping the benefits of their parents or great grandparents hardship to find a life with better opprtunities overseas like New Zealand or Australia. Tongans need to realise the pain they went through for us. They came into New Zealand or elsewhere as working class men and worked their butts off for us to have quality education to live life in a less struggling and painful way.Many are in sport teams with some making the elite level of their specific sport like the NRL. Tongans have a lot of raw talent being naturally athletic whilst in their adolescent years are striving in sport. However they hardly have much motivation which stops them continuing when school finishes. But to change this is for them to change themselves. It would keep them focused and out of trouble.These polynesians are friendly and all they want is respect. Don't be taken aback when you see them because when they notice that, they will have a grudge against you.

You have to meet a Tongan to understand.

by MadBaggage February 25, 2012