Tommy McMurtry

A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins

Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”

by LongDongSIlver42069 July 9, 2019

Tommy Royal

Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.

Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.

by RADBoy December 23, 2012

Tommy-Lee'd

A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.

Can you believe that asshole Tommy-Lee'd my sister the night before I deployed?

by Buck Lazurus May 16, 2016

tommyinnit

noun; the English term for a child who is grumpy. used to describe grumpy children who curse frantically.

"oh, that moody child is cursing at me!"

"dont worry, its just a tommyinnit."

by not pog child October 22, 2020

Let Tommy out of Prison

This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.

It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.

Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?

Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"

by goody5 December 10, 2010

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is of Slavic origin and means "Meaning: Child or Little Man Dating back to 15th century Russia, this name is derived from the root words: Tzamey (ta-me); meaning "Little" and Enet (in-it); meaning Man. ... TommyInnit IV of Siberia, named for his child like appearance.

He looked like a tommyinnit I thought, he was short and appeared to be a child.

by SeaBass323232 November 22, 2020

tommyburst

To fart, then accidentally shit one's pants in the process.

"I had to throw away my underwear after i had a tommyburst in gym class."

by gavin bodell March 27, 2003