Tombstone

A robot that competes on Battlebots and was the 2016 Champion.

Tombstone is the king of kinetic.

by Bowsercrusher19 July 1, 2019

Tombstone Pizza

When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.

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You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!

by DownfallSilas December 7, 2009

Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

by goldust January 14, 2009

Tombstone

A platinum record from a rapper who sold out that is mounted on a record executive's wall.

Record Executive: Sign the contract. Your record will be platinum like all these records on my wall

Rapper: Nah forget that. I don't want my tombstone hangin' on your wall

by El Bimbo November 16, 2010

Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

tombstone mentality

a tombstone mentality informally is a pervasive attitude of ignoring design defects until people have died because of them.

I'm so sick of the tombstone mentality displayed by the Aircraft manufacturers!!

The tombstone mentality usually kicks in after it's too late

by A.Roko January 11, 2022

Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it

"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"

by jeff roller July 1, 2015