toalie

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007

The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

by Budeucey January 25, 2015

toilet prepper

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012