Gawds Awful Towers

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019

casanova of gryffindor tower

remus lupin

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

by yeosang spouse April 19, 2022

Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015

Hill Valley Clock Tower

During the act of "doggy style" you increase your thrust speed (to simulate getting up to 88 mph) and right before you climax you scream "1.21 Giggawatts" and promptly discharge a taser to your buttocks, thus transferring the electrical current to your partner, sending them back to the future.

"I gave her the Hill Valley Clock Tower, since then she can't think fourth dimensionally."
"Great Scott!"
"I know, this is heavy!"

by Riggs223 April 29, 2015

Two Towered

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.

The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Trump Tower

What every plane wants to be inside of

I can't wait until Trump Tower gets it's own 9/11

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017