Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

tuffenuff

Someone who cant run a street racing event to save their life. Also likes to throw his 7.70s blown alcohol car at 12 second cars. Then say they "Have nothing for him." and is scared to spot someone out for a fair race. Also has a tendancy to have his balls shrivel up when offered a race against a car of his same calibur.

Im tuffenuff my blown alcohol car will run your cam only LS1 heads up. Oh you need spots? Shutup you have nothing for me. Im gonna go watch my event fail cause i talk to much crap to the people attending my event.

by 1QuickBird January 21, 2007

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018