by Nardlicker November 14, 2016
Get the Tonito mug.Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.
“yo did you see that video of Toenitheu Jesus that super hot sexy man sucking some squirrels nuts?”
“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
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Mom: At least Toñita makes her bed without her mom telling her to
Me: *makes my bed while mumbling*
Mom: at least Toñita speaks up!
Me: Mom stop!
Mom: *sigh* its time for you to go to (country name) and Toñita to stay here!
Me: *makes my bed while mumbling*
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Me: Mom stop!
Mom: *sigh* its time for you to go to (country name) and Toñita to stay here!
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Trenita does nice things for people All the time, even though they don't reciprocate. I only have 2 people I can rely on. "My Husband and my Daughter"
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