toenails

this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)

Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails

by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow

Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

by Moped mania March 17, 2021

toenailius

My sister's best friend.

Toenailius is so weird

by Goomba420 February 8, 2023

calum hoods toenail

Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....

by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016

Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red

Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!

by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022

The Romanian Toenail

When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.

Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!

by GOliath69 October 10, 2022

tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.

Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010