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Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.
Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(
by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011
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Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious
Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.
by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019
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Toe Jam

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!
by Radschick March 29, 2019
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toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam
Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe
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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
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Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate
My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.
by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017
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