(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
by Toddler Style March 11, 2009
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And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.
"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."
by jshsahm July 30, 2012
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A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
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A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
by Acephalism February 25, 2011
Get the Sweeney Toddler mug.When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016
Get the food toddler mug.the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010
Get the Toddler mug.1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.
2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”
by JD Ellis February 25, 2008
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