not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.

Arianna: “Not today”

Lexi: “of course lol”

by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017

todash

A word coined by Stephen King and used in his Dark Tower series. It might be used either as adjective or noun. Todash means teleporting or time traveling (or both, since you travel in space as well as time), often through a door. You might go to "todash darkness" as well which is practically emptiness between worlds. King defines it as "the space between the walls in a house" and further implies that any kind of monstrosity might be waiting there.

He knew the dangers of going todash.
She heard the todash chimes and shuddered.

by xsincerelymex June 22, 2008

Not today Satan, not today.

"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.

"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio

by Officialextazy January 18, 2015

todarrow

that special time between midnight and sunrise.

12:15 am
you leave your friends house and say, ill see you tomarrow.
he says, you mean today?
creating an awkward situation.

heres how that same situation goes when you use todarrow.

12:15 am
you leave your friend's house and say, ill see you todarrow.
he says, alright man, later.

by Vishius April 20, 2007

todger

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!

pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!

by kepy seema September 22, 2003

Today Tonight

A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.

Today Tonight, get fucked you sensationalist pigs!

by You don't need to know my name. April 18, 2005

toda madre

The best or the shit

Ese concierto de Vicente Fernandez fue a toda madre!

by Tuna cuz April 25, 2017