tolexted

Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.

Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?

Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*

by Art$y Bit¢h June 1, 2016

tobleslerone

1. A name for very dumb and slow people.
2. means wombat in Latin

my mum is tobleslerone

by nn . November 20, 2019

toblertopp

A simp
Someone who plays minecraft hardcore
Needs help

Woah toblertopp is online playing minecraft as per

by Simpbeforelimps January 2, 2021

toblerone

the best chocolate ever. great triangular prism shape.

"Dude, I just munched on some great toblerone."
"You saw that new toblerone commercial?"

by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022

white toblerone

colloquialism for penis

Kayleigh loves white toblerone

by whitetoblerone January 27, 2018

toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004