"oh no she did not guck hac!!"
by baboonlover144 March 02, 2017
What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.
Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:
"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."
Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."
Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"
by dfisher February 05, 2006
by yellowjeff August 13, 2015
The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.
2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.
I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.
Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.
I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.
Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 05, 2018
A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.
by Callie Calypso January 17, 2013
Adjective - describes a chronically online person, typically obese, yet who is terrible at everything he puts his time into, no matter how much. (Has no correlation with the derogatory slur against Asians)
by PigZ_ January 24, 2023
I've got to take a massive guck!
That son of a guck stole my gucking sandwich!
Don't guck me off right now!
I drove the whole to see that mothergucker!
You can shove that up your guckhole!
That son of a guck stole my gucking sandwich!
Don't guck me off right now!
I drove the whole to see that mothergucker!
You can shove that up your guckhole!
by master gucker November 18, 2021