You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

You don't talk to ma wife like dat by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011

i don't know how to respond to that 

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

i don't know how to respond to that by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

don’t talk to Kaylee day

On June 6th it’s plain and simple, just don’t talk to anyone named Kaylee, Cayley, Kalee, Kayleigh, Kailee

Have you talked to Kaylee today?
No...
Why?
It’s don’t talk to Kaylee day.

don’t talk to Kaylee day by m3llissa June 6, 2020

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! 

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.

Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by octopod July 11, 2004

You don't get to swim in the pool! 

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

You don't get to swim in the pool! by Lina April 16, 2005