saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

black titties

An extraordinarily exciting, unique, or awesome thing. A descriptive addition to tits or titties.

Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"

Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."

by buddgaf May 30, 2017

skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.

You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

big ol titties

When the titties are just too plump and big to handle, these are known as big ol titties. These are the perfect titties for motorboating

Person 1- Damn!! that girl over there has some really 'big ol titties!! '

Person 2- Yeah!! I'd love to motorboat them!!

by Bigwillywonka69 April 17, 2016

titties is out

a topless car

Don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Banana titties

A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.

Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?

Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut September 27, 2019

Tittie Twister

The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.

Geeze, my nipple is still burning from that killer tittie twister I got in gym class!

by Whiplash January 7, 2005