bro-tini

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.

I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.

by KidA RIP November 21, 2009

janus riis tannis

A brilliant historian and archaeologist who specialized in Mesoamerican culture and history. He died recently on an archaeological dig in Mexico. Foul play was ruled out in an official report, but there are suspicions that he may have been murdered.

Why do I keep seeing signs saying "Janus Riis Tannis is not who he seems to be"?

by Temple of the Sun February 6, 2005

Table Tennis

A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.

Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.

Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?

Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.

by Amaranthian September 26, 2008

tianni

tianni is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is kind and caring and will always cheer you up when your sad if things go wrong she is always there to make things better. the way she walks and the way she talks is so sexy and alluring. she is beautiful and everyone knows it but her, she is the girl that everyone falls for and no one can resist.

that girl is so beautiful her name must be tianni

by please love me November 28, 2012

tennis

A great sport where its only u and your opponent, no team members(unless your playing doubles). It is sometimes misunderstood as a pussy sport, but those people dont know how difficult it is to perfect your game.(the people who sed it is a pussy game is a pussy)

Karl uses great topspin and power in his tennis game.

by GD_ace93 May 8, 2005

Tennille

noun
Pronounced tu-kneel

Kind, considerate, color-struck, but has HUGE HEART! This young lady is sassy, prissy, girlie, and cool, BUT don't get it twisted, she can be feisty if need be. Overall, she is a lady who will continue to grow and nurture herself and others. People like her. Her eyes are captivating and those LEGS, dang we wish we could replicate! She is a honest and loyal person and the BEST BESTIE anyone could ask for. Tennille is heaven sent, so that the world could know that behind her pretty brown skin and hard-knock persona, there lies a gifted, smart, funny, cool, diligent, trustworthy, and gentle spirit. She is an unexpected blessing in the midst of the storm. That's my Tennille and there's enough of her to go around, so I'll share!

Unexpectedly, I looked around and there was Tennille putting aside her needs for the needs of others. There she stood in the midst of all our tragedy, standing and waiting patiently, to help us through the rough storm.

by Roro99 August 16, 2010

bitch tennis

two women bitching back and forth with each other relentlessly until neither can remember the point or source of the bitching

please, don't play bitch tennis anymore

by freedom boy June 6, 2009